{"month": "6", "num": 3257, "link": "", "year": "2026", "news": "", "safe_title": "Beam Pipe", "transcript": "", "alt": "'If you keep trying to spray your collaborators with the beam when they're not looking, I'm turning off the ion source and NO one will get to play with the beam!' --Physics's mom", "img": "https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/beam_pipe.png", "title": "Beam Pipe", "day": "10"}